Carry on the story... (Forum Game)

So, based on a popular game people play when they are bored, ive thought of a forum game about collaborating and creating a story together =]

The idea is this: One person continues and writes the next section of the story that the last person left off at. They can make the story go any direction they want, but don't go too crazy xP

• Write about one paragraph and end it with (...) in order for the next person to continue it
  
• Dont go too crazy too quick, make it a gradual change as its more fun and intersting to watch it morph slowly =]
  

Ill start it off normally, lets see how much it changes.... xP

Zack walks through the town gates, his trenchcoat blowing in the wind behind him, a determined look flickering in his eyes. He knows why he's here, and he's going to see this through to the end. He scans the area, watching the crowds flow through the dirty and rundown streets idly, not even glancing in his direction. He gives a faint smile, and strides forwards across the street....

... something shiny catches his eye, he ponders checking out what it is...

...Suddenly A Flash Of Lightning Hits As He Arrives At The Object. He Picks It Up And Examines It. A 1980s Quarter. He Only Smirks At His Good Luck Because Now He Had Exactly What He Needed...

...He puts the quarter in his pocket and continues down the street. He notices a peculiar van gradually come down the street toward him. He immediately recognizes it. Just what he was waiting for. The van pulls up next to him and the window rolls down...

... "HEY FOOL GIMMIE YO WALLET!" a fat man says, Zack stairs blankly at the man...

... Zack took the fat guys wallet and ran to the hills...

...The "Hills" tavern, that is. Upon entering, Zack turned to the bartender, Jim Hill, and shouted, "Hide me!"...

...As said the bartender pointed to an open trapdoor. Zack jumped into it that lead to the basement until he realized he could not leave the basement...

...Because the bartender had locked it from above! Realizing he was trapped, and with that fat man doubtless approaching like lightning, Zack patted himself down. He knew he had the ultimate secret weapon somewhere in his pockets...

.......... Zach farted then found the weapon, getting out of the basement, killing the bartender with the smell........

...Guess who came running it was the fat man he transformed into a Giant Dragon and started flying into the building...

...Zack said to the fat guy "WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF WITCHCRAFT!?"...

...The dragon ripped open the wall of the tavern, and starts opening his mouth to eat him. Zack, scared out of his mind, turns to his left and sees a poster of a baby potato saying "Hang in there man, we will be 'buds' 'till the end," this inspired him to call his friends, Roy, Sally and Big Mike for help...

...when Roy and his friends arrived, the big and ugly dragon ate them all including Zack. But then...

... The Dragon spitted everyone out and said "Sorry i have mistaken you for a great bad darkness you are the chosen one! And i help you on you'r trip to defeat the darkness"...

...Zack brushes himself off "You just ate me and now you are helping me?! What is this?!" He says walking off, realising he has lost track of his plan to....

...to- Hey! That ain't none of yo business! He continues walking off, about to carry out his plan from before, when suddenly a black whole engulfs the city and suddenly disappears! He's shocked for a moment, then runs back to the tavern with his friends and goes to the dragon as he turns back into a fat guy. He grabs him by the shirt and shouts, "WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING!?"...

... The fat man answers "Time and space have been ripped in two because you failed to carry out the 'Plan of the Chosen One'. And what's even worse; the focus of the rift is directly in the center of town! The only way to repair the damage caused would be to... "

...wake up from your dream, Zack. Your mind has created a delusional fantasy to avoid the nightmarish realization of what you are; an experiment of life and death. Zack, you are the...

..."Cheese one, and must save the world from MOLD."...