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Post by Turn999 on Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:44 am

I just looked in the "Forum Games" and I saw there's no joke in there so why not posting our jokes that we know here so that would be funny Very Happy

so post your best joke to make us laugh Very Happy
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Re: Jokes in the Forum

Post by Tilk on Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:07 pm

Well I guess this isn't the most popular forum... but I thought I'd share this one. XD

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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Re: Jokes in the Forum

Post by BranRam on Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:44 pm

Totally didn't get this from some comic on iFunny.

Three men were in heaven, lined up infront of God. God asked them, "So, how did you die?"

The first man replied, "Well, I came home, and got suspicious that my wife was cheating on me. I looked all over the house for anyone, but found nothing. I got so mad, that I threw our refrigerator out of a window, but fell out in the process.."

The second man replied, "I was walking down the street when I got crushed by a refrigerator."

The third man replied, "I was hiding in a refrigerator when it got tossed out of a window."
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Re: Jokes in the Forum

Post by Lost. on Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:35 am

My uncle once told me this one.

There was once three men called Shut up, Manners, and Trouble.
One day they all went to the supermarket, and Trouble had to look for something. The other two waited.

When Trouble was taking too long, Manners went in to look for him, leaving Shut up alone.

Shut up was standing in restricted property, so a policeman came and told him so. Then he asked: "what's your name, young man?"
-"Shut up," he said.
"Don't joke with me! Where's your manners?"
"Oh, he's in there looking for trouble."


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Re: Jokes in the Forum

Post by SuperSith89 on Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:39 am

All these jokes are hilarious! Here goes nothing!

A new lady is hired to be a cashier at this general store and the manager tells her that if she has any questions go to him.
So this guy comes in and picks up an apple and says, "How much is this apple?". She doesn't know so she goes to the manager and says, "What do I say?" He tells her to say it's $1. She goes to tell that to the customer and then he says, "Is it fresh?". She asks the manager what to say and he says, "Tell him it's very very fresh". She tells him and then he says, "Can I buy it?". She asks the manager what to say and he says, "Tell him if you don't somebody else will."
The customer ends up buying the apple and later on a robber comes in. He points a gun at the lady and says," How much is in the cash register?". "One dollar!", she says. "Are you getting fresh with me??", he yells/asks. "Very Very Fresh!", she says. "Do you want me to shoot you?!!", he yells. "If you don't somebody else will!", she replies.
I hope this gave you a few laughs!
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Re: Jokes in the Forum

Post by SlimJim487 on Fri May 22, 2015 3:08 pm

4 people are on a plane one a preacher, the second a baseball player for the yankees, the third a marine bomber, and the fourth a math teacher, they all throw out one thing.

The preacher throws a bible, the baseball player a baseball signed by him, the marine bomber a bomb and the teacher a math book

they landed and the preacher saw a boy crying and asked why he was, the boy said i cussed and i got hit by a bible

the math teacher saw a kid crying and asked why, the kid said well i don't like math but a math book hit me in the head

the baseball player from the yankees saw a kid crying and asked why, the kid said i hate the yankees but a ball sing by one of em hit me in the head

the marine bomber saw a kid laughing and asked why/ the kid said i farted and a house blew up!!
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