Re: Haha! Not Any More!

by MoaOxii Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:41 pm

That's impossible, only God can do that.

I have made farts smell like flowers.

by BrandonBui Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:45 pm

Flowers smell like fart. Flower lovers then kill you for what you did.

I touched a ball.

by **a4955** Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:04 pm

It blew up.

I have a good wifi connection here and an ethernet cable nearby.

by Cykrion 2.0 Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:24 pm

It costs $400000 every 12 seconds to keep it going.

I posted a comment

by BrandonBui Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:40 pm

The grammar nazi comes to your house because you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence.

I bought a new charger.

by Haasman29 Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:59 pm

I devour its soul, because I can.

I baked a delicious blueberry pie!

by Cykrion 2.0 Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:39 am

You threw it in the fire, not the oven.

I just got a new shirt!

by BrandonBui Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:48 am

You fall in a substance thats unwashable.
R.I.P New Shirt Death

I found a random chicken nugget on the ground.

by **a4955** Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:40 pm

It's common sense what's wrong with that.

I get to go to a party today!

by MoaOxii Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:32 pm

Turns out its in 5 months.

I finally found diamonds.

by BrandonBui Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:44 pm

Before you mined it, a creeper appeared and blew it up. The explosion destroyed the drops too.

I discovered a new substance.

by MoaOxii Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:45 pm

Turns out it was already discovered, and its acid.

I bought a chair.

by **Raddaman8000** Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:21 pm

Someone put a push pin on it before you sat down.

I finished watching an amazing tv show!

by Haasman29 Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:07 pm

You are sad because there are no more episodes to watch.

I got a new phone!

by BrandonBui Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:13 pm

The battery is messed up. The phone now: Runs even when its turned off, haas like a 2 minute battery life, and its hacked.

I saved my game.

by Haasman29 Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:16 pm

Your console does not have enough storage space to create the save file and deletes all saved games. You haas to get a hard drive, dammit.

I finally did a pull up (after years of embarrassment in gym class when I couldn't do one)

by **HanChi** Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:20 pm

Nobody cares, they're too busy watching another student doing a somersault.

I got some new clothes today. Very Happy

by BrandonBui Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:53 pm

Like cykrion, you fall in a substance thats unwashable. Only this time you can't get out.

I rode a horse.

by MoaOxii Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:11 pm

The horse kicked you off.

I just made a sandwich.

by Haasman29 Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:17 pm

I ate it.

I made another sandwich.

by BrandonBui Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:53 pm

I ate that sandwich.

I tamed a fox.

by **a4955** Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:15 pm

...For about 5 seconds before it attacks you.

I just attended a great party.

by Cykrion 2.0 Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:42 am

You got the wrong invitation and they kicked you out.

My wallet is safe from the attack of Gabe Newell

by BrandonBui Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:42 am

There were Gabe Newell Parasites taking the cash in your wallet.

I just went swimming.

by **a4955** Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:29 pm

You drowned.

I get to go to camp in two days!

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