Caption the avatar of the person above you

Hey guys! (This is my first topic)

This forum game is, well, pretty simple!
All you have to do is look at the person above you and post a comment or a caption about their avatar.
Of you didn't get it, here's an example:

Guy 1 (his profile pic is a ninja throwing grenades in an asylum)
[something]

Guy 2 (his profile pic is an eagle with a cap backwards and holding a baton)
A bada** ninja leaving grenades in a hospital.

Guy 3

Some rapping police hawk.. Or eagle.

So there you have it. Enjoy!

A dramatic cat reflecting on it's past mistakes in hope of a better future.

Someone female standing infront of a purpleish light

Dog that reminds me of this

It's a Texan waving his arms around.

A's player stabbing a creeper.

A dog making a fist.

A Minecrafter playing Minecraft in Minecraft.

A very confused person.

Someone in minecraft playing on a computer that isn't even in minecraft.

A cute lil puppy who's wearin glasses.

A guy who is about to get blown up by a creeper because he's holding it too close.

A girl on a pink and white background who has an eye on her hair.

A person using a golden sword when they could be using a diamond one.

Guy in green shirt looking at creeper, while a bubble with a question mark pokes him in the back

Texan without pupils .-.?

Texanbrine?

A gray dog with less gray paws and a white hoodie and blue goggles and blue hair on a red background.

I do good?

"Even his bottle caps are manly enough to don a stache."

I went for the more newspaper-esque caption variant.

Gallade from pokemon mixed with gambit from xmen

Strange pupil-less man flying through the grayness.

Strange sword wielding man flying through the greenness with a glowing word flying with him.

The alter-ego of Avocado (aka, Haasman). XD

A girl with eyebrows on top of her hair. (Seriously, how do your eyebrows and glitches left eye do that!)

someone that has redstone on his T-shirt

a cool blonde guy dancing to some music playing on his headphones.